What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder.
What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman? You get frostbite.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they like to eat the fingers separately.
What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist? He got repossessed.
Where do most ghouls and goblins live in 2019? In North and South Scarolina.
Why did the team of witches lose the softball game? Their bats kept flying away.
What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi? A self cleaning coven.
Why was the vampire in a bad mood? Too much B negative.
What did the parent say to the baby ghost? Don’t spook until your spoken too.
What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Veinilla.
What are two freshly married spiders called? Newly-webbed.
Why hasn’t anyone ever seen ghost poop? Because it’s invisible.
You know it’s bad luck to be followed by a black cat… if you are a mouse.
Where do most most werewolves live in 2019? Howlywood California.
Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls.
Why can’t the ghost have any children? He has a Halloweenie.



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DATA "What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman? You get frostbite."
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DATA "What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi? A self cleaning coven."
DATA "Why was the vampire in a bad mood? Too much B negative."
DATA "What did the parent say to the baby ghost? Don’t spook until your spoken too."
DATA "What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Veinilla."
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DATA "Why hasn’t anyone ever seen ghost poop? Because it’s invisible."
DATA "You know it’s bad luck to be followed by a black cat… if you are a mouse."
DATA "Where do most most werewolves live in 2019? Howlywood California."
DATA "Why don’t witches have babies? Their husbands have crystal balls."
DATA "Why can’t the ghost have any children? He has a Halloweenie."
DATA "EOD"